lightyear
"my name is Ed and for the next two hours my job is to entertain you and your job is to be entertained- can I get a hell yeah!"

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

sherlyyoucant221bserious:

fuckyeahteenlock:

lizthefangirl:

miss-awesomesauce:

Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes attend regular-people school for one year as children. 

Great shenanigans ensue.

Do not use without my permission.

I THINK HE’S POSSESSED?? liz i love you

Bless you.

Headcanon accepted. Also, dying. Brb. 

CALL THE POLICE

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

humorous-blog:

crystalfriedman:

palmist:

yahooentertainment:

When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates

omg this is the only reason i would want to go to the oscars

meryl grabs two slices like a damn boss

crystalfriedman:

palmist:

yahooentertainment:

When the pizza arrives, Brad Pitt is there to hand out plates

omg this is the only reason i would want to go to the oscars

meryl grabs two slices like a damn boss

Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)

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